60+ Funny Shayari in English | Best 2 Line Comedy Shayari

Funny Shayari in English is the perfect way to add laughter, joy, and entertainment to your conversations. Whether you want to make your friends laugh, tease your best buddy, share a hilarious WhatsApp status, or post a funny Instagram caption, these witty and humorous shayaris are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. A good funny shayari combines clever words, playful emotions, and light-hearted humour, making it ideal for every mood and occasion.

In this collection, you’ll find the best Funny Shayari in English, including 2 Line Funny Shayari, Funny Shayari for Friends, Comedy Shayari in English, Short Funny Shayari, Hilarious Love Shayari, and Funny Attitude Shayari. Each shayari is easy to read, unique, and perfect for sharing on social media platforms or sending to your loved ones. Explore these entertaining lines and spread happiness with every laugh because a little humour can make every day brighter.

Aapki soorat mere dil mein aise bas gayi hai,
Jaise chhote se darvaaze mein bhains phans gayi hai.

Kis kis ka naam len apni barbaadi mein,
Bahut log aaye the duayen dene shaadi mein.

Pyar mein dhoka isliye khaya hai humne,
Kyuki uske DP ko dekh kar dil lagaya hai humne.

Guzaroonga Teri Gali Se Ab Gadhay Lekar Kyun ke, 
Tere Nakhron Ke Bojh Mujhse Ab Uthae Nahin Jaate.

Hum unke ishq mein is kadar chot khae hue hain 
Kal baap peet kar gaya tha aaj bhai aae hue hain.

Dost wahi jo mazaak mein kahe tujhse acha koi nahin
Aur museebat mein bole bhai main to ghar pe nahin.

Aaina dekh kar mera dost aksar muskurata hai,
Shayad use apni shakal par taras aa jata hai.

Humein dekh kar ladkiyan aksar aah bharti hain,
Par tere saath dekh kar woh rasta badal leti hain.

Dost toh mera heera hai, par thoda kacha hai,
Dimaag se toh khali hai, par dil ka bacha hai.

Tere saath har din comedy show lagta hai,
Ghar se niklo to koi na koi panga pakka hota hai.

Aapki Smile Ne Saara System Hila Diya 
Koma Se Jaage Mareez Ko Permanent Sula Diya.

Kaise mumkin tha kisi dava se ilaaj ghalib 
Ishq ka rog tha maan ki chappal se hee aaraam aaya.

Ishq ke nashe mein bekaaboo na banana 
Baaba ban jana par kisi ka baaboo na banana.

DP me dekhi toh apsara lag rahi thi,
Real me mili toh meri door ki bua lag rahi thi.

Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se kah rahi hai 
Haath chhod kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.

Hava ka jhonka aaya teri khushboo saath laya
Main samajh gaya ke tu aaj phir nahin nahaya.

Tu dost hai ya walking comedy show,
Tujhe dekhte hi hasi aa jaati hai bro.

Dosti ka hisaab kabhi kiya nahi,
Par tere udhaar ka record mita nahi.

Tu dost kam, tension zyada deta hai,
Har selfie mein beech mein hi aa jata hai.

School se lekar aaj tak saath nibhaya,
Par kabhi ek samosa bhi nahi khilaya.

Jaan hi chahiye thi to maang kar le leti
yoon bina makeup ke mere saamne toh na aati .

Meri mohabbaton ka kuch to khyaal kar
Main udaas hoon mujhe video call kar.

Agar tum mujhse roothogi to bataun kaise manaunga 
Aakar tere paas ek kaan ke neeche lagaunga.

Chaahti hai vo hamase aesi chaahat ka vaada 
Jaise 5₹ wala vim baar ghule kam aur chale ziada.

Neend aati hai magar sone ka nahi,
Ye office hai mere dost, yahan rone ka nahi.

Aaina dekh kar thodi der toh sukoon mila,
Kam se kam koi toh hai jo mujhe dekh kar nahi hila.

Samandar se keh do apni maujen sambhaal ke rakhe
Zindagi mein toofaan laane ke lie BV hee kaafi hai.

Pehle log marte the ishq mein 'Laila' ke liye,
Ab log marte hain sirf 'Free Wi-Fi' ke liye.

Jab bhi kitab khol kar padhne baithta hu,
Neend aisi aati hai jaise saalon se soya nahi hu.

Khwab toh humne bhi bohot bade-bade dekhe hain,
Par wallet kholo toh sirf purane receipt rakhe hain.

Dil ki tamanna hai tujhe palkon par bithaoon 
Par tu 72 kilo ki hai dil ko kaise samjhaoon.

Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat bura kaho usko
Tum mujhase set ho jaao daffaa karo usko.

Tu tik tok ki rani mai facebook ka raja 
Agar milna hai to whatsapp par aaja.

Laakhon honge nigah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo 
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo.

Chehre par haseen muskurahat aur dil mein gham hai,
Beauty parlor ka kharcha dekh kar nikla mera dum hai.

Shaadi woh laddu hai jo khaaye woh pachtaye,
Par humein toh apni plate hi khaali nazar aaye.

Kal jab mile the dil mein hua ek sound 
Aaj mile to kehte hai your file not found.

Subah jaldi uthne ke faayde bohot sune hain,
Parraat ko late sone ke maje hi kuch aur hain.

Aas-paas dekhta hoon toh sabke couple goals hain,
Mera single-hood hi mere zindagani ka goal hai.

Dil keh raha hai ki aaj se dieting shuru kar doon,
Par dimag kehta hai pehle yeh biryani khatam kar doon.